My confessions ;)

well , in every person’s life there are things that he does but never confesses to the world or they just remain their tiny secrets deep inside their soul and well those are some things which bring a sense of euphoria to you or maybe sometimes you know its not that great but u cant help it!

well here are some of my confessions

-I am extremely self-obsessed, in fact self-absorbed is the word, I have lost count of how many times I look in the mirror every day, I admire myself a little too much

-though I might seem all good and nice but there’s this evil side of me which can be worse than anyone’s, I bitch about people (sometimes), gossip (always), well hmm things hardly stay in my tummy and they travel too quickly if am the source and I tend to swear (a lot)

-to be brutally honest , 60% of the people I meet don’t know how to dress up and are in a desperate need of a makeover, I know its mean and am not to judge anyone but u know I just cant help that!
and its worse when I have to lie to these people that they look really good and inside am like dude what were you thinking when u wore this?, just to make them happy, I know am sorry :(

-the first thing I do when I meet people is look at their shoes, cuz shoes tell u the kind of personality that particular individual has

-out of all the people I know, there are only a very few people which I actually think are good people, rest all hmm I just do a lot of buttering and flattering and make them feel good about themselves so hmm am very judgemental

-I weigh a lot more than I actually look, well that’s a benefit for me but u ll surprised to know my weight, it always surprises me too 

-I don’t drink tea with sugar, I like it with salt! ;)

-i have prank called a lot of people, esp in my home country, trust me its so much fun and i die laughing

-I think i can be a really good actor cause well am too dramatic and apart from that i know how to use my emotions in a right way

-there are many things which I don’t know but I pretend that I know and immediately google them and act extra smart

-if people are jealous of me , I try to act more smarter and show off a little too much so that they BURN with jealousy, and then I laugh haha

-am not actually that dumb, sometimes I like to act dumb cause well it makes people smile and laugh and I like that :)

-i LOVE stalking random people, its an awesome time pass

-i live to eat! the most amount of money i spend is on my food just to relish my taste buds

now I feel so evil and bad about myself but everyone has this devilish side in them and am really honest to confess it you know ;)